Live Nursery Rhymes

Co-written by my 8 year old who has had his share of Live Nursery Rhymes with his two younger siblings

Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
How I Wonder What You
Get Off the Table

Up Above the World So
Get Down
Like a
Seriously, Off the Table
Diamond in the Sky

Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Table Off
How I Wonder
Table Off Now
What You Are

The Wheels on the Bus

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
What Are You Fighting About?!?!
Round and Round
Stop it!
Round and Round

The Wheels on the Bus
You Two! Go To Your Rooms
Go Round and Round
All Through the Town

Itsy Bitsy Spider

The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Don’t Eat That!!
Climbed Up the Wa
Don’t Touch the Computer
Ter Spout
Down Came the Rain
Stop Jumping on the Couch
And Washed the Spider Out
Out, Out, Out of the Trash
Out Came the Sun and
Did You Poop Again?!?
Dried Up All the Rain
This is Your Sixth Poo Today
So the Itsy Bitsy Spider Climbed
NOOOOO!!!!!  Poop Stays in the Diaper
Up the Spout Again

Old McDonald

Old McDonald Had a Farm
And On That Farm He Had a ….
Ok, Now Name an Animal…
Any Animal
A Cat?
A Dog?
A Chicken?
Really, That!??

On That Farm He Had a Dragon
With a….
I Have No Idea What a Dragon Says…
With a Fire Breath Here and A Fire…
Plus There are No Dragons on a Farm!
There, Here a Fire Breath
Wait, There Are No Dragons At All!
There a Fire Breath
You Know Dragons Don’t Exist, Right?
Everywhere a Fire Breath
Old McDonald Had a Farm
Give Me a Farm Animal This Time

Old McDonald Had a Farm

Wait…Where Are You Going???
No, Not My Phone!
And On That Farm
No, Not ChuChu TV!

“Old McDonald Had a Farm by ChuChu TV…”

Rock-a-Bye Baby

Rock-a-Bye Baby On a Tree Top
Close Your Eyes
When the Wind Blows
No, Don’t Get Up
The Cradle Will Rock
No, No More Food, You Just Had Dinner
When the Bough Breaks
I Will Get You Water in a Second
The Cradle Will Fall
Stop Jumping, It’s Sleeping Time
And Down Will Come Baby
Dad!!! Your Turn, I’m Done
Cradle and All

Ba Ba Black Sheep Mash Up

Ba Ba Black Sheep
No, I’m Singing Ba Ba Black Sheep Right Now
Have You Any Wool
Ok, ok!
Oh the Grand Ol Duke of York
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, Three Bags Full
There Were 6 in a Bed and the Little One Said
No?… One For the Master and One for the Dane
Ok, He Had Ten Thousand Men
He Marched Them Up to the Top of the
And One for the Little Boy Who
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall
Lived Down the Lane

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